Vell Christmas is under way at our house.

[R J]

Dad gum grandkids anyway.

One of the older grandkids, 12 to be exact, bless his little warmed butt, let the dog out the front door. No one saw it and we had to go find her. She was all huddled up in the neighbors open garage, he'd left the door open last night for Santa to get in. Dog got in instead. Neighbor lady was petrified of the dog, screaming her head off.... Trying to dial 911. She had dialed the 9, but couldn't find the 11.

His wife is a, well we won't go there, if i can't say anything nice about her, I won't say nuttin. Anyhow, she was a crappin bricks cause she was afraid that big ole black dog would take a bite out of her. Told her she might lick her to death, but bite, I don't think so........

Then one of the middle grandkids, set his little butt on the coffee table and they both went to the floor ker boom.....

Listen up kids of mine, take ur firkin kids and go home while I still have a place to live. We'll see ya'll next year about this time....... BAH HUMBUG, grandpa is pi$$ed............

I'll be cool in an hour or 2.......... Got to go take a nap before I wring someones neck.............

Same ole stuff every year. Just that grandpa is a year older and anther year dumber. I keep saying we is going to do this at the kids house and alternate each year. YA'LL hear that maw?

NO WORRY, I'm cool now............. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Now, I realize why I enjoyed working on the Holiday's. Mom had to put up with all this stuff, and I got to drive around looking for the bad guys......... :lol:

[BchBum]

me a future rosey picture! I think we will always have Xmas at the Childern's houses. :)

RJ, you were right, I missed it by a year. (2002) THey are just coming one after another, must be the clock ticking scenerio since they are in the early Thirities. :D

If'n ya got some snow as some did, maybe a ride on the powered sled will help.

Keep your blood pressure in check this Xmas day, just become one of the Grandkids. :P

[R J]

NO SNOW, but we did get the 3 wheeler out till the oldest grandson tipped it over....... She didn't like it when we bought it a few years ago.... It is a 350 Honda with a 500 engine..... FAST............. And if your balance is not just perfect, it will tip over sideways on ya........... Grandma came out and lowered the boom.....

She done took all our toys away for the rest of the day.

Everyone is gone home now and Grandma is still a bitchin about the 3 wheeler.............. Jeez................ I guess she will get over it before next week............ If not, then I got a few more days to listen to the blabber............. LOL.................